Mitch
Hair type: Shaved
Ethinicity: Eastern European
Cock Type: Uncut

You’ll recall that, just a few weeks ago, we made the acquaintance of HMBoy Benj.
He was – just in case you can’t recall him, in spite of his striking good looks – pictured in the middle of a large field of virulently yellow oilseed rape.
And now we have our latest HMBoy, Mitch, in quite a similar rural setting… a field of sunflowers.
This time, though, the backdrop wasn’t chosen for aesthetic reasons but simnply because Mitch is a farm labourer and the only mutually convenient time for his HMBoys photoshoot turned out to be his lunchbreak after a hard morning spent driving a tractor.
Luckily for us, a few hours spent bouncing up and down over the furrows with a hard seat pressing up into his balls seems to have done wonders for Mitch’s libido.
In fact, this muscular 18 year old tells us that he is often so horny by lunchtime that he just disappears into the fields, crouched down out of sight among the sunflowers, to beat his meat before he even gets around to opening the small box of food that he’s brought with him.
“But just a few weeks ago, I think the manager saw what I was doing”, Mitch tells us.
“He didn’t say anything at the time but, ever since then, he’s been really friendly and keeps asking me to help him with odd jobs around the farm.
“It wouldn’t be so bad if he was good looking – but some of the farm animals have got more sex appeal than him.
“So now I just head deeper into the sunflowers to keep well out of his sight!”
Let’s hope that, since the summer when these pictures were taken, Mitch has managed to stay out of his manager’s clutches.
But with winter coming on right now, and the dense leaves and flowers long dropped off those sunflowers, we suspect that the poor boy will have run out of secluded places to take cover and beat his lunchtime meat in peace and quiet quite some time ago.

Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: North American
Cock Type: Uncut

After last week’s small but select set of pictures of pretty-boy Philips, we get back to a massive collection of 212 photographs of this week’s HMBoy Clint.
But we certainly haven’t sacrificed quality for quantity.
Clint’s got plenty going for him – and not just between his legs where he packs a more than sizeable punch in thre man-meat department.
Here’s a boy who’s clearly on the cusp of becoming a very attractive young man – and one, we think, who’ll be in hot demand from discerning guys everywhere.
“I’d love to have a career in adult porn”, he tells us.
“I’ve always preferred slightly older guys and I’ve already started building up some useful contacts in the adult entertainment industry.
“And everyone tells me that the fact that I’m sexually completely versatile – just as happy as a top or a bottom, as long as the guy I’m with is hot – is going to help me a lot in the business.”
We put it to Clint that we’ve heard a few stories that suggestting that his tastes may be a little wider than that.
His last boyfriend was, we’re told, a bear who was usually taken for Clint’s dad – if not his grandpa.
“No, never grandpa!”, he laughs – but we notice that he doesn’t deny the story completely…
As you can see clearly in the pictures, Clint enjoyed his HMBoys photoshoot a lot.
And if it weren’t for the fact that we don’t think you’d be too keen on seeing a 50 year old guy with a bushy beard on our site, we’d certainly be inviting our boy back for a duo set!

Quentin
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: Western European
Cock Type: Uncut

We hadn’t originally intended to use Quentin as an HMBoy at all.
He’d actually applied for and – after the rigorous sort of interview with the boss that you’d expect – been offered the post of office junior here at Twink Towers.
That’s not exactly the most arduous of jobs, though.  It’s mainly answering the phone, dealing with enquiries from photographers and models, keeping the paperwork in order – and keeping the boss happy with coffee, tea, juice or any other little need that overcomes him during the day.
That makes it sound like a relatively easy job – and, moreover, one with some pretty nice perks attached to it (especially the opportunity to meet an endless stream of goodlooking boys coming through the door).  But, let’s be honest here, the pay isn’t exactly great.
So when Quentin found out how much our visiting boys were getting just for stripping off in the studio and demonstrating that their personal machinery was in tip-top working order, he quickly did a bit of mental arithmetic and decided that he was really in the wrong job.
Hence, here he is in his full glory, showing off what before now we’d only been able to imagine was lurking under several layers of clothes (the boss has launched a credit-crunch economy drive by turning down the heating in the office again).
Quite a few of us reckon that, if we’d seen this newly-revealed side of Quentin before he’d actually handed in his resignation, we’d have been offering to make the coffee for him – not the other way around – in the hope of charming our way into his pants.
But hey – that’s life…
And every cloud has a silver lining, after all.
Because now we don’t only get to see these uplifting pictures of Quentin’s cheeky smile, muscular body, well-shaped dick and balls and – just – his sweet little ass…
But we also get to interview and audition a whole new bunch of cute young boys, all desperate for that newly created vacancy for an HMBoys office junior!

Hair type: Black / Black
Ethinicity: Latin American / Latin American
Cock Type: Uncut / Uncut

When, a few weeks back, we first told you a little about Matias, we said that he was basically straight.
Well, that’s what we were told, anyway.
But, having since paired him up with fellow outdoors boy Erick, we’re beginning to have our doubts.
Take a look at these pictures and you’ll see that Matias is hardly backward, as they say, in coming forward.
In fact, he took us – and Erick – by surprise when he threw himself so wholeheartedly into the shoot.
Erick, of course, is gay…
…as gay as it gets…
and he finished up the day’s “work” in little doubt at all.
“If that boy Matias is straight, then I’m a Chinaman”, he said in an unfortunately not-very-PC manner.
“That boy kisses gay…  And he sure as hell fucks gay.
“And even though he wasn’t happy to suck cock on camera, I’m pretty optimistic about getting around to that once we’ve had a few beers later tonight.”
All in all, as he and Matias headed off to the local motel after their shoot, Erick seemed pretty confident about his chances of getting even more out of Matias than we’d seen on camera.
“Believe me,” he told us later, “next time you see Matiias he’ll be down on all fours just begging to get a dick up his ass.
“And, in the meantime, I’ve no plans at all to start learning Chinese!”

Erick
Hair type: Black
Ethinicity: Latin American
Cock Type: Uncut

We all know about the problems you can have in coming out.
Parents who kick you out of thehouse… “Friends” who never speak to you again… Bullying at school…
It can be a horrible experience for many kids.
So when our friend Erick told us that he found it really difficult to come out to his friends, we thought we knew what he meant.
But that couldn’t have been further from the truth.
“Oh, no”, Erick laughed.
“You’ve got it all wrong…”
Erick., it turned out, hadn’t had the slightest bit of difficulty in coming out to his folks, his wider family, the neighbours or his friends.
“They all said that they’d known it for years anyway”, he told us.
No, it turned out that the real problem Erick had was in coming out – - – as a naturist!
“That’s much tougher”, he reckoned.  People, it seems, may have got their heads around the gay thing but naturism still strikes them as seriuously weird.
Of course, as soon as we heard about Erick’s unusual hobby, we wanted to know a lot more about it – especially about any other good looking boys we might find joining in.
So we persuaded Erick to talke us to one of his favourite naturist hangouts (if you’ll pardon the pun).
Unfortunately, when we got there we were completely alone.  The weather, it seemed, was just that little bit too cold at that time of year for most people to expose themselves to the elements.
But we weren’t going to waste a day, so we persuaded Erick to put his principles into practice and show us what the naturism thing was all about.
And if our pictures don’t encourage you to at least give a bit of thought to taking up this new hobby, we’ll be very much surprised…

Luca
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: Western European
Cock Type: Uncut

Something, as you can see, seems to have gone just a little bit wrong.
Maybe he’d mixed the chemicals in the wroing proportions…
Or perhaps he’d had a little bit too much to drink the night he applied them…
But, whatever the cause, Luca ended up with quite the most striking hair colouring that we’ve seen for some time.
Not, of course, that you’ll get him to admit that it was a mistake.  In fact, he tells us that he’s refused several offers from professional hairdressers of his acquaintance to put it back as it was before.
“No – I like it like this now”, he tells us.
“It certainly makes me stand out in a crowd – and, anyway, those guys who said they’d dye the old colour back aa wanted to suck my dick in return.
“What do they think I am? Cheap?”
Well, no, cheap is one thing that Luca isn’t.  In fact, we had to pay him rather more than we usually offer to get him to let us have his pictures on the site.
But we think that he was worth it.
Fashion student Luca is already making something of a name for himself at the college where he studies.  He tells us that he even made some of the clothes that he’s wearing in our shots.
Frankly, however, we were far more interested in what he had to show us underneath those clothes.
And thankfully, when he did, we were mighty relieved to find that that pesky hair bleach had been confined to his head!

Seli
Hair type: Hat
Ethinicity: Western European
Cock Type: Uncut

“Seli”, it goes without saying, wasn’t his real name.
But, after our experience dealing with this particular boy, it was the nickname that we gave him.
It all started with his first e-mail – in, as all his communications were to be, painfully fractured English.
“How much for I sell you pictures of me no shirt?” he asked.
When we explained that no one, as far as we know, was in the market to buy pictures of boys just without their shirts, he immediately came back.
“OK…  How much for I sell you pictures no shirt and no pants?”
We’d started enjoying this on line auction now, so we made an offer just to keep him interested – $30.
Maybe it would be enough to encourage him to get a little bit bolder – but it wasn’t so much that, if things didn’t work out, we’d worry about losing it.
It took Seli a few minutes to think about that one.  And then he came back again.
“Maybe $100 if I sell you pictures no underwear?” he offered.
We pretended to um and ah – but by now we knew we had this one hooked.
The bargaining continued all afternoon…  An extra $20 if he’d do this…  $30 more if he’d sell us pictures of that…
And by the close of business we’d got everything we’d usually ask for anyway at no more than the usual cost.
In fact, we suspected that, if we hadn’t had to close up the office for the day, we’d still be on the computer now, busily negotiating the exact price for which our young businessman would sell us pics of all his friends too – but we’ll leave that for another day.

Sergej
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: Eastern European
Cock Type: Uncut

It’s not hard to see that HMBoy Sergej hopes to become a professional model.
He’s already perfected the poses – and the sulky, pointing expression.
And he’s clearly been working on that body, too.
Of course, it’s lucky that Russian boy Sergej’s trying to break into the profession in 2009.  Only 20 years ago he’d have been modelling clothes that looked like they’d been designed for hormonally-challenged Soviet women shotputters or tractor drivers on a collective farm.  Or else he might have been proudly showing off the “latest” model Lada in the Novosibirsk Motor Show (anti-freeze a necessity).
But now that Russia’s joined the rest of the world – Nike, The Gap, Macdonalds, Coca Cola and the rest – a good looking boy like Sergej has a chance of making it as a male model after all.
I mean, just look at his pictures here…
In picture # 002 he might well be advertising knitwear…
Or, sticking with clothes, what about # 018?  It’s promoting “hoodies”, of course!  [In # 031 he's showing that it's made of a newly-developed fabric that's virtually indestructible.]
In # 013 I imagine that he is trying to convince you to check out a remedy for appendicitis…
And so it goes on…  In # 039 he’s obviously promoting a local gym…   In # 048 it’s pairs of trainers…  In # 052 it’s skin care medication…  And in # 064 it’s the latest revolutionary design in men’s underwear – and though you think they’d have supplied poor Sergej with a pair that fitted just a little more snuggly, the groundbreaking lightweight material used in its manufacture is dramatically demonstrated in # 072).
Of course, at that point I get rather lost.
Just what it is that’s being sold in the pictures from # 073 onwards rather escapes me.
But it must be great advertising – because I know that right now I’d pay whatever the price they’re asking for it!

Jozef
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: Eastern European
Cock Type: Uncut

Here’s a word that’s probably never featured before on HMBoys.com – serendipity.
And in case you’re not familiar with it, let me give you its Wikipedia definition:
“Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely unrelated. The word has been voted as one of the ten English words that were hardest to translate in June 2004 by a British translation company.”
Here’s an example (not, I hope, one that’s applicable to too many of you just yet!)…  Believe it or not, it turns out that the intriguing side effects of Viagra were only discovered by accident after it was being developed to treat angina sufferers.
And a real case of HMBoys serendipity certainly occurred when our photographer recently checked into a big city hotel where he planned to shoot several local boys who’d approached us for work.
As always, he checked in a day early (“If the room’s not suitable, it gives me a day to find somewhere else – in one case a few years back it was the chance to find a room that actually had an electricity supply for my lights!”)
And an early check-in turned out to be a great idea in this case – because it gave him 24 hours to introduce himself to the cute bell-boy Jozef who carried his bags up to the room and to persuade him to make a few extra bucks by posing for HMBoys!
As you can see, Jozef was more than happy to take up the offer and, after he’d finished his shift and changed – only temporarily – back into his own clothes, the two of them spent a couple of very productive hours in the hotel room (which, as you can clearly see, did on this occasion have an electricity supply).
In one respect, Jozef isn’t a typical HMBoy.  Normally, even the slightest amount of facial hair is a no-no.  But our guy convinced us that we’d like the boy: “He’s got a great personality and that really comes through in his pictures”, he said.
And we certainly think he’s right.

Patrick
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: North American
Cock Type: Uncut

The trouble with this time of year – at least for those of us in the northern hemisphere – is that everyone’s off on their summer vacations.
And that applies especially, of course, to college-age kids who are trying to jet off all over the world to take a look at it while they’re still young.
Sometimes, of course, that works in our favour at HMBoys.  Over the years we’ve had quite a few European students who’ve run out of money here in North America and so have been more than willing to drop their pants and show off their credentials for a quick injection of extra cash.
But, more often than not, it means that we go through a fallow period every summer where many of the US boys we’d planned to shoot suddenly decide instead to take a road trip to who-knows-where – and you can put money on the fact that it’ll turn out to be a who-knows-where where there isn’t a decent photographer to be found within 100 miles.
Luckily for us, Patrick’s 2009 summer vacation turned out to be pretty close to home.  After college, this cute 18 year old plans to become a professional environmentalist (we’ve got to admit, we didn’t know such people existed), so he’s spending a month volunteering on a forestry project.
Of course, volunteers don’t get paid, do they?  So Patrick was more than pleased to hear that we’d be quite happy taking a weekend break out of town to go visit him.
As you can see, the woodland where he’s working offers some nice secluded spots for a typical bit of HMBoys photography – and we took full advantage of the fact.  And Patrick, ever the environmentalist, loved a bit of what he kept on calling “getting back to nature”.
The thing that we’ll recall best, though, is a story that we just can’t keep from telling to anyone who’ll listen…
Before we visited, we’d talked Patrick through exactly what we’d be doing and what we’d be expecting from him.
And, forgetting that the boy was an environmentalist rather than a professional porn actor, we told him without particularly thinking about it that we expected he’d be able to get “wood”*.
So I guess it was only to be expected that – seeing as naive young Patrick was right there in the middle of a forest – what did we find when we arrived at the secluded clearing where we’d arranged to meet up?  Only that our nature-loving boy had carefully collected all the brushwood he could find to create biggest prepared campfire that you’ve ever seen!
[ * Just in case there's anyone out there who doesn't know, "wood" is an adult industry term for an erection! ]

Micky
Hair type: Black
Ethinicity: Western European
Cock Type: Uncut

Over the years, you’ve seen lots of different types of HMBoy…
Brunettes, blonds and redheads…  tall and short…  stocky and skinny…  handsome and pretty…  big dicked (yes!) and small dicked (shame…)…  gay and straight (but curious)…  happy and serious…
You’ve seen students…  boys with jobs…  unemployed boys…  boys who are doing it for the sex…  boys who are doing it for the fun…  boys who are doing it to see what it’s like…  boys who are doing it for the money…
But HMBoy Micky is the sort of boy we don’t often have on this site.
Because Micky is an intellectual…
Our photographer knew it the moment that the boy arrived at his apartment.
Most 18 year old boys immediately latch on to our guy’s 50″ plasma TV with DVD home cinema system…  Or his state of the art sound system…  Or his computer games set up (he’s always got the latest ones to entertain his guests)…  Or – more rarely – the very expensive stills and video cameras that he’ll soon be pointing in their direction…
But what was the thing that Micky couldn’t tear his eyes away from?… The old oil painting on the wall (you can see it in the background of his pictures).
“I was amazed”, our man tells us.  “Even most adults don’t know who the man in the picture is – though one or two will make a guess that maybe it’s the Kaiser.
“But this boy recognised it at once as Field Marshall von Hindenburg.”
Micky, it turns out, studies history at Berlin University, so maybe it’s not such a surprise after all that he recognised the stern looking First World War general and later President of Germany.
But what was a surprise was what happened after his photoshoot.
“He offered to forget his payment if I’d give him the picture off the wall”, our guys tells us.
“In fact it’s a family heirloom, so of course I turned him down – but I did say that he’s more than welcome to come back any time if he’s got anything else he’d like to offer me instead!”

Timmy
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: Western European
Cock Type: Uncut

Here at HMBoys.com we do like to meet a boy with ambition…  (I originally wrote “we do like to come across a boy with ambition” – but I know your dirty minds all too well by now!)
Of course, for many 18 and 19 years old boys these days “ambition” just means getting any sort of job at all – so when we meet one who really has a precise plan in mind for his life we’re especially pleased.
But we don’t think we’ve ever met anyone who’s got the same intention in mind as Timmy.
Because Timmy wants to work…
…wait for it…
…in a circus.
Somehow, I wish I hadn’t told you that.
I can hear you right now as a chorus of “Don’t we all like to see a Big Top, dear?” echoes around the world.
Anyway, pressing quickly on, it seems that our boy’s been fascinated by circus life ever since he was taken to one as a treat when he was a small kid.
And, continuing where we began, he’s sensible enough in the current economic climate, to be ready and willing to take any possible opportunity that comes his way in that line of work.
From ringmaster (“Oooooo, I’d just love him to master my ring!”) to clown…
Or from bareback-rider (don’t even go there, please) to high-wire act.
But we do have it on good authority from from our lucky photographer – who got to know Timmy really well,  it seems, during their time together – that there’s one job at the circus that Timmy could do better than any one else, even now before he’s had any specialist training…
Sword-swallower.

Bjorn
Hair type: Brown
Ethinicity: Western European
Cock Type: Uncut

You probably think that writing these descriptive pieces about our beautiful boys every week is an easy job.
But it’s not – if only because I’ve got to be extremely careful about how I express myself.  Long experience has, after all, shown that some of you are all too prone to read far too much into my words.
I might, for instance, say that when it comes to working with our attractive young models the HMBoys staff are always very accommodating…
But in reality I would never say that – because maybe 50% of you will immediately put two and two together to make five and jump to the conclusion that, even if a boy lives just half a mile away, we’ll insist on offering him overnight accommodation (“I know it’s only 5 pm but it’s getting very dark out there – and I’m sure you’ll be fine with sharing a small single bedroom, won’t you?”)
And meanwhile the other 50% of you – the ones with the even dirtier minds – will, when we describe ourselves as “accommodating” to our models, picture us flat on our backs with our legs wound tightly around their necks and their hot teen cocks accommodated well up our all too welcoming asses!
Sorry to disappoint you guys out there, but when I describe us as “accommodating” I’m simply trying to say that we go well out of our way to meet any of our models’ special requests.
Take Bjorn, for instance.  He’s in his final year at boarding school and much as we – and, Bjorn assures us, several of the other boys in his dormitory – would have loved to photograph him there, it was just not possible.
In fact, we had to agree that we’d meet up with him on the single free day of his skiing vacation.  Unfortunately, none of the HMBoys team is especially good on the slopes – for some reason we’ve always prefered taking our breaks at the beach – but our photographer gamely packed his dad’s old skis and set off for the piste.
As you can see from the pictures, he didn’t spend too long in the outside chill before persuaduing young Bjorn to adjourn to the warmth of the cabin, and we think the resulting shots are very nice indeed – though we did point out to young Bjorn that, what with all those winter skiiing vacations, maybe he’s looking a bit in need of a sun tan.
“Perhaps next time”, we suggested, “we can shoot you somewhere on a warm, tropical beach?
“…And we’re sure you’ll be fine sharing a small single bedroom, won’t you?”

Jaroslav
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: Eastern European
Cock Type: Uncut

Looking at his pictures, it goes without saying that Jaroslav is a very beautiful boy.
But he’s also a very changeable one.
Initially, you see, he’d just asked a local photographer to take some relatively straightforward shots of him working on his – rather fine – physique at his local gym.  What he wanted was the sort of pictures that you’d find in a standard bodybuilding magazine.
But after he’d visited the photographer’s studio and looked at his portfolio – including quite a few shots that the guy had taken for HMBoys – it didn’t take long before Jaroslav got quite excited at the prospect of showing off rather more of his muscles than he’d originally intended and, in the process, making a few extra Euros for himself at the same time.
It’s clear that he’s a boy who’s proud of his body and doesn’t worry at all about showing it off to anyone who’s got the good taste to enjoy it.
“I’ve been working out for about three years now”, he tells us, “and it’s made a huge improvement – not just to my body but also to my self confidence…
“…especially with girls” he rather unnecessarily (and, in the circumstances, inappropriately) adds.
We were especially pleased to to learn, too, that Jaroslav’s impressive physique is all 100% natural.  He’s steered well clear of steroids, he tells us, much to our relief (isn’t prolonged steroid use supposed to shrink a guy’s dick to the size of a hamster’s?)
After the photoshoot, Jaroslav took quite some time, we’re told, examining his pictures closely.
“You don’t often get the chance to look at 173 pictures that show every muscle and virtually every inch of your own body”, he explains.
“And I was very pleased with them.”
Believe us, Jaroslav, we also were very pleased with them – and we know that the HMBoys members will be.
It’s just such a shame that the readers of those bodybuilding mags won’t be getting the opportunity to appreciate them too. Looking at his pictures, it goes without saying that Jaroslav is a very beautiful boy.
But he’s also a very changeable one.
Initially, you see, he’d just asked a local photographer to take some relatively straightforward shots of him working on his – rather fine – physique at his local gym.  What he wanted was the sort of pictures that you’d find in a standard bodybuilding magazine.
But after he’d visited the photographer’s studio and looked at his portfolio – including quite a few shots that the guy had taken for HMBoys – it didn’t take long before Jaroslav got quite excited at the prospect of showing off rather more of his muscles than he’d originally intended and, in the process, making a few extra Euros for himself at the same time.
It’s clear that he’s a boy who’s proud of his body and doesn’t worry at all about showing it off to anyone who’s got the good taste to enjoy it.
“I’ve been working out for about three years now”, he tells us, “and it’s made a huge improvement – not just to my body but also to my self confidence…
“…especially with girls” he rather unnecessarily (and, in the circumstances, inappropriately) adds.
We were especially pleased to to learn, too, that Jaroslav’s impressive physique is all 100% natural.  He’s steered well clear of steroids, he tells us, much to our relief (isn’t prolonged steroid use supposed to shrink a guy’s dick to the size of a hamster’s?)
After the photoshoot, Jaroslav took quite some time, we’re told, examining his pictures closely.
“You don’t often get the chance to look at 173 pictures that show every muscle and virtually every inch of your own body”, he explains.
“And I was very pleased with them.”
Believe us, Jaroslav, we also were very pleased with them – and we know that the HMBoys members will be.
It’s just such a shame that the readers of those bodybuilding mags won’t be getting the opportunity to appreciate them too.

Jansen
Hair type: Blond
Ethinicity: Western European
Cock Type: Uncut

Jansen was a bargain.
All he asked for was a ride to the beach.
And, as you can see he’s a complete natural there.  There’s nothing more he enjoys than swimming, surfing and generally splashing about in the water (well, to be honest there’s one thing that he enjoys more – but we’ll stick to telling you about the beach right now!)
We found Jansen trying to hitch a ride but still twenty miles or so away from the water.  Unbelievably, no-one had stopped to offer him a ride in the past hour or so.  Were they blind?
Of course, with twenty miles to kill, we struck up a conversation with our new guest and he wasn’t slow catching on to what we were up to.  Maybe it was the boxes of photo equipment all over the back seat, along with a selection of AllBoy magazines – but hell, isn’t catching up with their reading what everyone does on the beach?
And so, in return for a promise that we give him a ride back at the end of the day, Jansen agreed to let us take a few shots of him having some fun.
As it turned out, our beautiful blond had such a good time in the hot summer sun that he just let us snap away as much as we wanted.
Meanwhile he stripped off, waded into the warm water, swam about for a while, got out to relax in the sun and then put on a show for us (and, if you don’t know what that means – well, just be grateful that Jansen certainly did!)
Then he washed himself off again in the sea before finally getting dressed.
On the drive back home, our boy Jansen told us that he’s at the beach virtually every weekend through the summer.
So we might well be checking him out there again real soon.
Let’s just hope that, in the meantime, he doesn’t learn to drive a car…

Luis
Hair type: Brown
Ethinicity: Latin American
Cock Type: Uncut

I don’t usually tell people what I do for a living.
That’s not because I think there’s anything wrong with it – I’m just fed up with always getting the same reaction.
“Wow!  All those hot boys stripping off and jacking off for you…  And you seriously call that work?”
Well, yes, actually it is.
And, like all the rest of you, occasionally I need a vacation too.
Unfortunately, on the most recent occasion, I made the mistake of taking along with me a friend who was a bit of a motormouth.
And who thought it would be a good magnet for the local boys if he let it be known that an important porno producer was in town and auditioning.
Jeez – it was supposed to be a vacation, by crissakes…  Instead of which, there was a pretty much neverending stream of boys arriving at our hotel anfd looking for work.
Quite a few of them were pretty hot.
But, hey guys, I see hot boys just about every day of the week.  And all I wanted to do was sit back on the beach, relax in the sun and switch on the iPod or get out those books I’ve been meaning to read (Patrick O’Brian’s The Commodore and Doris Kearns Goodwin’s Team of Rivals, just in case you’re wondering.)
So, discretion being the better part of valour, I just handed over the vacation camera to my friend and told him to enjoy himself.
And so it was only when we’d flown home and I’d got back to the office that I opened up the memory card to see his shots – and discovered 18 years old beachboy Luis.
And suddenly, getting to grips with O’Brian’s The Commodore seemed like the bad choice when I might have been getting to grips with cute Luis’s perfectly mouthwatering back door.

Mataeusz
Hair type: Brown
Ethinicity: Eastern European
Cock Type: Uncut

The first problem we had with young Mataeusz was with his name…
…especially given the very poor transatlantic phone line from his home in Poland.
Matoosh?  Matthews?  Martush?
Thankfully, though, he spelt it out for us.
“M… as in masculine…
“A… as in adaptable…
“T… as in tongue…
“A… as in ass…
“E… as in ejaculate…
“U… as in usable…
“S… as in sexy…
“Z… as in zlotych.”
Well, we had to admit that we were OK as far as the last one – but zlotych?
Well, it turns out that Mataeusz (and, just to remind you, that’s M-A-T-A-E-U-S-Z) is certainly no dope when it comes to business.
Because, given the USA’s current economic problems and recent falls in the value of the dollar, he was absolutely insistent that, if we wanted him as an HMBoys model, we were going to have to pay him strictly in the Polish currency – and that, of course, is the zlotych.

Bailey / Luke
Hair type: Blond / Blond
Ethinicity: Australian / Australian
Cock Type: Uncut / Uncut

If you like the look of either Bailey or Luke, then you might just be in luck.
Because although the two of them were an item when these pictures were taken just a few months ago, since then they’ve split up – and neither of them has found a new boyfriend as yet.
Knowing how our members like to be kept up to date, we’ve tried to find out exactly what happened – after all, these two had been together for nearly a year before it all came to an end.
But even our investigative skills haven’t been able to turn up the truth.
“Luke’s a real slut”, says Bailey.
“When he left me alone in the apartment at night, he was supposed to be going out to an English Literature evening class.
“But it turned out that the only literature he was studying was the gay edition of the Kama Sutra.”
But give young Luke a call and it’s a different story altogether…
“Bailey just can’t keep his dick in his pants”, he tells us.
“If I had a dollar for every guy who called the apartment wanting to speak to him, I’d have enough money to fly to the other side of the world – but that still wouldn’t be far enough away.”
Given, though, that the boys live in a pretty small city – with only a few gar bars – they’re bound to run into each other before too long.
And, in that case, we reckon that therecould well be blood – not cum – on the floor.

Troy
Hair type: Brown
Ethinicity: Australian
Cock Type: Cut

Say the name “Troy” and what immediately comes to mind?
You got it!
The siege of Troy!
Of course, the real siege of Troy – Helen, Paris, Hector, Achilles, Brad Pitt and all the rest of those Greek dudes – lasted ten years…
But, to be honest, there really wasn’t, in the case of this particular HMBoy Troy, much of a siege at all.
All we had to do was to produce our secret weapon – the HMBoys camera – and he was ready to surrender without putting up any sort of fight at all.
Of course, what do you do with any prisoner of war?
You strip him and carry out a really detailed inspection…. (Gotta make sure that any weapon he’s carrying – and our boy Troy was certainly carrying quite a substantial one – can’t be concealed.)
You take plenty of photographs… (Gotta have good ID in case the prisoner tries to make a run for it.)
And you get him to produce a plentiful sample of his most personal DNA… (Ditto.)
A ten years siege?  In this boy’s case it was nearer ten minutes.  He just seemed to have given up the will to resist.
To tell you the truth, though, our photographer told us that sometimes he gets just a little disappointed when things go quite so easily…
“I like it when the enemy puts up a bit of resistance”, he tells us.
“There was another boy last week…  Looked like he wasn’t gonna surrender at all.
“But then he got one look at my big red battering ram and within seconds he was down on his kness in front of me…
“Just… er…”, he rushed to explain, “begging for mercy, of course!”

Jacob – as you can clearly see before he takes that shirt off – supports the England soccer team.
And that causes problems for him.
He lives, you see, in Scotland.
“I left school last year”, he tells us.
“But before that I was always getting into fights with the other lads because I didn’t support the Scottish team.”
But Jacob thinks things could have been far worse. ”If they’d known I was gay, they’d have really kicked the crap out of me.”
Now that Jacob’s left school, though, he’s moved to Edinburgh where there’s a big gay community - and he’s even found a new boyfriend.
“Luckily, he’s into rugby right now, so it doesn’t bother him what soccer team I like”, he says.
Jacob tells us that he first got turned on to English soccer – like millions of other fans – for one reason: David Beckham.
“God, he has to be the best looking guy on the world.  I’ve got a copy of his sexy Armani underwear ad on my bedroom wall and I feel like wanking every night as I look at it – at least when my boyfriend’s not there.”When he signed up for HMBoys, Jacob was planning to use his money to help pay for a trip to the US to see Beckham playing for his current team, LA Galaxy.
But with recent talk that his hero might be on the move to an Italian club next, that plan’s on hold.
“It’ll be great if David does move back to Europe”, says Jacob.
“The air fare to Italy is a lot less than to the States – so my boyfriend can come along too.”
And I know that, once he sees David Beckham in the flesh, he’ll never go to a rugby match again.”

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Selden, of course, is not his real name.
He didn’t want us to give that out – and, in any case, it’s one of those Eastern European things that sounds nothing at all like it looks, so putting it in print wouldn’t have helped you much anyway.
But even we were surprised at his suggested alternative – “Selden”.
It turns out, though, that Selden is a place where our boy spent a couple of very happy months last year.
“I got to go on an exchange programme”, he tells us.
“An American boy got to come to my country and, in return, I got to go to the US and stay with his family .”
For most of last summer, this HMBoy  lived in Selden – a small community on Long Island, about a 60 miles drive eastwards from the centre of New York City.  
“It was great being so close to everything”, says Selden.  ”When the traffic wan’t so bad, I could get into the city in just over an hour – 90 minutes at most.”
He obviously loved New York and, not surprisingly given his striking good looks, he made quite a few new friends there.
“I’d done quite a bit of research on the internet before I arrived”, he tells us, “so I knew exactly where to go to hook up with hot guys.”
Selden proved so popular, in fact, that now he’s got a whole address book full of contacts - and plenty of invitations to stay over the next time he visits.
And that shouldn’t be too far in the future, ‘cos one of the guys he met is good friends with the head of foreign students’ admissions at a well known college.
In any case, he won’t be staying in Selden, Long Island, again.
“The boy I exchanged with found my stash of gay porn in my bedroom back at home”, he explains as he poses for us in the kitchen while his folks are away for the day.
“And I haven’t heard a word from him or his family since he got back to America.”

Sven’s a Viking.
No, I don’t mean he’s one of the Minnesota Vikings football team – though, in fact, he doesn’t live too far away from Minneapolis.
No, what I mean is that he’s of Viking descent. Or, at least, that’s what his family says.
“My grandpa’s dad came here from Newfoundland”, Sven tells us.
“And, as everyone in Newfoundland knows, those guys the Vikings settled there a long time ago.”
In fact, whenever that old Tony Curtis movie The Vikings gets shown on TV, our boy tries to watch.
And young Sven’s got a bit of a bee in his bonnet about the way people think of those ancestors of his.
“I did a high school assignment about them and most people either don’t know much about the Vikings at all or else have got completely the wrong idea.
“Everyone thinks that they were guys who had long ships…”
But Sven, at HMBoys we’re much more interested to know if you’ve got anything else that’s especially… er… long…
“And, you know, not all Vikings just wore smelly, hairy animal skins…”
Maybe not, Sven, but we hope you’ll be showing off your own hairy side pretty soon…
“People think that all Vikings wore those horny helmets…”
Hold on just a minute there, boy – we’re hoping that you’ll soon be getting a little horny too…
“And in pictures they’re always seen carrying big weapons…”
And that includes you too, we hope!
“In fact, if you ask people to sum up us Vikings, they always come up with ‘rape, loot and pillage’…”
Well, OK there, Sven. We’ll draw the line at rape – but maybe you wouldn’t mind too much if we pillaged you today, just a little?

HMBoy Vincent makes a welcome return to the site.
It’s strange, really.
He’s not the most beautiful boy…
…or the sexiest…
…or the most obviously charismatic.
But he’s obviously got something about him because, every time we’ve featured him, we get far more than the usual number of “how can I get in touch with him?” e-mails than we do for some of the more obviously attractive (or, come to think of it, better hung) boys who we feature here week on week.
The clue, I guess, lies in the name of our site.
HMBoys.
As in Home Made Boys.
For if ever there was a boy who epitomised the cliche of “the boy next door”, it’s Vincent.
You could easily imagine him leaving the house for school in the morning… skateboarding on the sidewalk… hanging out at the mall with his friends…
Or, if you’re really, really lucky, coming around to see you because there’s a very big and important secret he’s got that he can’t possibly tell his mom and dad…

We’re sure that you’ll like this one.
A lot.
When we first met him we were absolutely knocked out.
Here was a young guy with a very impressive set of equipment.  And, as you can certainly see in the pictures, he definitely knows how to use it, too.
If we know anything about the adult entertainment business – and, after all these years, we ought to! – we think that this young man has got a great future in front of him.  XXX websites will be beating a path to this guy’s door and, if he’s not a superstar in a few years, we’ll eat our jockstraps.
And, now we think about it, the model he’s used isn’t too bad, either!
And, as it’s probably the model that you really want to know about right now rather than the photographer, we’ll tell you something about him.
Jared’s a hot nineteen year old who completely shares our enthusiasm.
“I was photographed by another studio”, he tells us, “but they didn’t really have a clue.
“This new guy is a real professional.  He uses a Hasselblad camera and he’s got enough lights in his studio to light up the whole of San Diego.
“On top of all that, he’s got a great team of guys who know all about using make-up and hairstyling to make a model look as good as possible.”
You’ll be pleased to hear that, impressed as he is, since his HMBoys photoshoot Jared’s signed a long-term contract with his photographer, so maybe we’ll be seeing even more of him in the months to come.